04/01/2026
Hello! I am pleased to announce that I am now officially offering Lobotomy Piercings as one of my services!
A Lobotomy, pioneered by Egas Monis, is an easy procedure practiced since 1936. Inspired by science dating even further back, his method became very successful for treating various psychological disorders. His method, nicknamed "The Miracle Cure," even won the Nobel Prize in 1949.
Approximately 50,000 people in the USA alone have recieved this procedure! With those stats, who could deny the chance?
Although the 8CM spike may look intimidating, I promise it is pain free, and within 10 minutes you'll be good to go! The healing process is easy, as you will not be able to notice it!
Anyway Happy April Fools, and you should all learn about lobotomy that s**t was evil as hell
