08/20/2026
Brand new pasties. Purple hair nets. Fresh G strings.
Ohhhh, somebody’s about to get NAKED. 😂🤎
🚨 2 PACK, T***Y ATTACK 🚨 is officially back and apparently that means I have no choice but to put spray tans on sale.
✨ $30 CUSTOM SPRAY TANS ✨
With Jess, (regularly $48)
—OR—
With Keira, (regularly $32)
Not because anybody needs a tan. We’re hot exactly as we showed up. But if a little extra bronze makes you feel like an absolute smoke show? I fully support the behavior. 😂🤎
Must be used within 90 days. Limit one per customer.
Anyway. I bought new pasties and G strings, so obviously I had to put spray tans on sale. Those are the rules.
For realsies, click the link. 🔗😂