we ar but too small orfans, makin ar way... O k, so we not orfans, ar mother is livin in the plant howss - but there ar too of us, an we ar small! And reelly, we may as wellll be orfans, bekoz mother not likes us verey much now we ar bigger then her. Or mabe it's bekuz my sister never stop pouncin herr. mai nam is hazelnut an mai sister is coltrane. coltrane haz her owns facebook paj, but not pos
t much. we ar barn cats. Teh bigg purrsun sez we ar. Teh lidulur purrsun lets us liv in uthar bildins werr is evin warmur. an sez we ar just teh cats. liddulur purrsun gits fewd an soff sleeeepn thengs fur us. her sez her haz to baiz thum wif munnees, sumtaim her maeks us go fur rids too teh playss wif colldd shiny tabels an git pokeded an teh poke purrsuns wants munnees to. sumtaim we gits herted an we go ther an teh lidduler purrsun sez it coss a lots ov munnies. teh lidduler purrsun makes soaps, an lip balms, an loshuns an stuffs lik that. hur sales thum to othur purrsuns for munnies, and we lik that cuz wen hur gits munnies, we gits pressies. an wisker likin treets. we likes hur too hav munnies so we is helpin hur to be on teh internets so hur can baiz us mor wisker likin treeets. we helps he a lot. thur is six ov us jus teh cats, but oney me an mai sister can help hur bekoz hur dont tak teh compewder to teh barn or teh plants howse. tey othr cats cant tipe gud enyway.
