07/22/2026
I just want everyone to know that you don't have to eat a basic sandwich. You can eat a fancy sandwich.
I just made this last night.
1. sauté garlic, sweet onion in butter until translucent
2. toss in cherry tomatoes but not too long, we dont want them to pop!
3. take it all out of the pan and put it in a bowl to sit
4. rebutter pan and throw in 3 eggs
5. move the eggs around quickly so they don't get dry, and take off the heat until they look like velvet
6. eggs go on the prep plate (yes when I cook for myself I have a prep plate)
6. toss a little olive oil in the pan
7. take two beautiful slices of sourdough and gently soak up the oil on both sides then let them sit and grill
8. flip bread and take a raw clove of garlic and rub the flavor onto the now grilled bread
9. two slices of provolone on each slice, letting it melt while the other side grills
10. bread off, slices down, take some of the cooked cherry tomatoes and smash them right on the provolone, then the velvety eggs, then the rest of the tomatoes, garlic, and onions on top
Oh and super important cooking tip... everything should taste good by itself. That means salt and pepper everything like a crazy person.
Petition to only eat fancy sandwiches.
Don't ask if this is healthy. That is not the right question.