27/08/2026
AN EXCERPT FROM MY BOOK: I want you to picture the tissue on your hips and thighs as a piece of ground.
Not a problem to be solved.
Not a battlefield, though heaven knows the beauty industry would like you to think of it that way. If your body is a battlefield, then someone can always sell you another weapon.
Instead, think of it as a plot of earth, your garden bed.
It was handed to you at birth. You didn't choose its shape. You didn't design what was planted there. You have been tending it, feeding it, protecting it, and sometimes fighting with it, your entire life.
Some of what I'm going to tell you about that ground has to do with the soil.
Some has to do with weather. Water. Seasons.
But before any of that, we have to talk about the shape of the land itself.
Because the shape came first.
And it explains more than you might think.
Try something before we go on.
Pinch a fold of skin and tissue on your belly between your thumb and fingers.
Soft, isn't it?
It gives. It moves. It slides beneath your fingers.
Now do the same thing on the back of your thigh.
Feel it.
Thicker.
Denser.
It doesn't move quite the same way. There's a different resistance under your fingers. A different texture. Maybe even a faint graininess you've noticed for years and never had a name for. Or even lumps the size of walnuts.
Same woman.
Same body.
Same fat.
Ten inches apart.
So why does one piece of tissue feel so different from the other?
Because fat is only part of the story.
Cellulite may be a clue of something much more complicated, and more serious.