Two Ugly Mugs Gourmet Salsa & Hot Sauce

07/16/2026

Hot Honey Salsa is now being distributed to Pittsburgh stores!!!

07/11/2026

Come to the Laurel Highlands from 2:00-8:00 for music, vendors, and fireworks! July 11th. Seven Springs

06/25/2026

Snacks 5th Avenue baskets for all the yinzers!🥰✔️🖤🖤💛🖤💛

Happy First Day of Summer! From backyard BBQs to patio happy hours, our Snacks 5th Avenue basket is ready to unpack and serve. Shop all of our baskets with the link in our bio.

06/18/2026

Another fan favorite review!!! 👏👏👏. What do YOU put your Two Ugly Mugs salsa on????

The Salsa That Saved My Breakfast (And My Sanity)

Two Ugly Mugs Gourmet Salsa & Hot Sauce

Alright folks, gather ‘round because your favorite bald-headed breakfast bandit has a new obsession.

There I was, wandering the Walmart salsa aisle like a lost puppy, when a jar practically screamed at me: Two Ugly Mugs Gourmet Salsa.

Naturally, I whipped out the Yuka health app because, despite my husky build, I pretend to care about my body.

The verdict? 72/100 — GOOD.
No weird additives.
16 calories.
Low sodium.

Basically the nutritional equivalent of finding a unicorn in the wild. 🦄🌶️

I grabbed the Sweet Hot flavor because I like my food like I like my internet debates—spicy and slightly controversial.

Let me tell you… THIS. STUFF. SLAPS. 🔥

I put it on my breakfast burrito meal prep. Then I lost all dignity and finished the jar with a spoon. Zero regrets. It’s the kind of good that makes you realize you've been eating watery tomato sadness your whole life.

I’m buying three jars next time. Don't judge me.

Now, prove you have good taste: What’s your go-to salsa?

Drop it in the comments so I can judge your life choices accordingly. 😎

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06/09/2026

06/09/2026

Proud to be carried at the every other Tuesday starting today from 3:00-7:00 at the Searchlight tent. All local products!

05/22/2026

Whether you are shopping for food supplies, beer and more, attending food truck festivals or working in the yard- we have you covered! Grab some salsa at all of these locations 🇺🇸

05/19/2026

Grand opening weekend is behind us but…. Searchlight is now officially open! Local products through the store in South Hills Village.

03/20/2026

Happy first day of spring!!!! Give these a try with our delicious salsa’s.

WE OFFER THESE RECIPES TO YOU IN EXCHANGE FOR A SIMPLE KIND WORD 🙏

🌮 Chicken Tacos

Ingredients
• Cooked shredded chicken
• Corn or flour tortillas
• Lettuce & tomato
• Shredded cheese
• Salsa & lime

Directions
Warm tortillas. Fill with chicken and toppings. Squeeze fresh lime and serve.

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🥩 Steak Fajitas

Ingredients
• Sliced steak
• Bell peppers & onions
• Fajita seasoning
• Tortillas
• Guacamole & sour cream

Directions
Sauté steak with peppers and seasoning until tender. Serve hot with tortillas and toppings.

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🍤 Shrimp Tacos

Ingredients
• Cooked shrimp
• Cabbage slaw
• Avocado slices
• Cilantro & sauce
• Corn tortillas

Directions
Warm tortillas. Fill with shrimp, slaw, avocado, and drizzle with sauce.

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🌯 Carnitas Burritos

Ingredients
• Slow-cooked pork
• Rice & beans
• Cheese & pico de gallo
• Flour tortillas

Directions
Fill large tortillas with pork and fillings. Roll tightly and serve warm.

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🧀 Beef Enchiladas

Ingredients
• Ground beef
• Corn tortillas
• Enchilada sauce
• Cheese
• Olives

Directions
Fill tortillas with beef, roll, place in dish, cover with sauce and cheese, bake until bubbly.

🥖 Chicken Taquitos

Ingredients
• Shredded chicken
• Corn tortillas
• Cream cheese
• Chili powder
• Sour cream & salsa

Directions
Mix filling, roll tightly in tortillas, bake or fry until crispy and golden.