The Spiritual Nerds

The Spiritual Nerds Curating your wellness game no matter your location. You’re the venue, we’re the vibe! Veteran & Women owned Hey there, yogi-on-the-go! Skipping the studio?

Too cozy at casa? Or is it time to throw the ultimate zen bash at your pad? Enter The Spiritual Nerds, the hip nomads of all things holistic. Think Uber, or Grubhub, but for good vibes. We're rolling up in our trusty RV, dishing out wellness wonders from southern Maryland and wherever the wind takes us. So when you're feeling the itch to shake things up, groove to a new tune, or dive into the unknown, guess who's rolling into town? Yep, that's right – us!

We gathered at the turning of the light ✨The Spring Equinox 🌸this new energy… it asked something of us.To lead.To no lon...
03/30/2026

We gathered at the turning of the light ✨
The Spring Equinox 🌸
this new energy… it asked something of us.

To lead.
To no longer hold back.
To release the fear of stepping forward
and instead, lead by example.

In our homes.
In our communities.
Even in the simple ways we show up for ourselves each day

Planting seeds, 🪴
not just in the earth,
but within ourselves…
through the choices we make
and the steps we’re willing to take.

Because change doesn’t come from the absence of fear, it comes from the willingness to walk with it.
And the moment we move with it,
it becomes courage.

Fear…it’s just energy, waiting to shift.✨

Don’t wait for clarity to move.
Move! and clarity will follow.

I am are grateful for this moment
and for the part of us that’s ready to meet what’s next. 🩵

Candles lit 🔥 Pages opened 📖 Sunday’s circle meant more than I can fully  put into words. The message…just what we neede...
02/25/2026

Candles lit 🔥
Pages opened 📖

Sunday’s circle meant more than I can fully put into words.

The message…just what we needed :
(Just what I need it)
“Your grief shows you how much you love.” ❤️‍🩹

Thank you for holding space for me, for Krista and most of all for eachother. 🤲

It takes courage to share your TRUTH.
So, when stories are told in safe places, Shame dies,
Guilt is transformed
Fear is dissolved.

That is empowerment. That is healing.

I am deeply grateful for this community and the way we continue to show up with honesty and heart.

Courage lives here. 🤜🤛

This weekend showed up in ways I didn’t expect and maybe that’s exactly how the heart works when we give it space. A few...
11/18/2025

This weekend showed up in ways I didn’t expect and maybe that’s exactly how the heart works when we give it space. A few pictures to share only, strange for me, but these “memories” didn’t need a camera. They settled in my heart, where they’ll stay, where they are felt and where time will unlocked them, when they’re ready.

I am grateful. Truly. ❤️‍🔥 🐦‍🔥

Life, she shifts the ground, changes the pace and brings in what we didn’t know we needed, but always right on time.

We laughed, we cried, and somewhere in between, we found strength.As stories were shared and hearts opened, the energy s...
10/26/2025

We laughed, we cried, and somewhere in between, we found strength.

As stories were shared and hearts opened, the energy shifted, feeling whole, grounded and held by something bigger than us, yet made real by every single person who showed up.

Together, we remembered who we are and where we come from. In doing so, we released what’s been holding us back and called forward the parts of ourselves that are ready to rise.

In that, we found connection, the kind our ancestors once knew, the kind that reminds us we’re never truly walking alone.

And so, we showed up. Maybe curious, maybe a little tired, but open and willing to trust the moment. And that was enough.

Thank you 🙏 for showing up, for your presence, your honesty, and your beautiful willingness to simply be yourselves.

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🍂✨ Hello October! my favorite season of all. With the veil thinning and life drawing us inward, it feels right to say: W...
10/04/2025

🍂✨ Hello October! my favorite season of all.
With the veil thinning and life drawing us inward, it feels right to say: Welcome to The Ancestor Connection Ceremony. Together we’ll honor where we come from, release what we’ve outgrown, and receive the wisdom that carries us forward

What Awaits You:
• 🔥 Opening Fire Ceremony (outdoors): Opening sacred space together with intention to honor our ancestors. Bring warm clothes for the autumn sky.

• 🔮 Crystal Gazing Meditation (indoors): A deep guided journey inward to invite clarity, wisdom, and ancestral connection.

• 📝 Reflection & Journaling: Each participant will receive an intuitively chosen oracle card with soul inquiry questions for journaling and sharing for the ceremony.

• 🍲 Closing Nourishment: Special food curated for this ceremony by The Real Food Studio, grounding body and spirit.

📍 Where: The Real Food Studio, Southern Maryland
📅 When: Saturday, October 25 | 2:00 – 3:30 PM
👥 With: Lauren & Ana

Paty, , every time you teach feels like we get permission to laugh, breathe, and let the heaviness go. You keep things l...
09/30/2025

Paty, , every time you teach feels like we get permission to laugh, breathe, and let the heaviness go. You keep things light and fun, but somehow the practice still hits deep and leaves us all feeling better. QiGong with you isn’t just movement, it’s medicine for the soul.

☯️ Qigong for Brain Optimization ☯️We’re bringing something different this month - a class that’s all about training you...
09/01/2025

☯️ Qigong for Brain Optimization ☯️

We’re bringing something different this month - a class that’s all about training your brain and your energy. Think memory boost, sharper focus, and a calmer nervous system, all rolled into one session.

📅 Sun, Sept 28
🕥 10:30–12:00
📍 The Real Food Studio
💲 35

Taught by Paty Masson - Trauma-Informed Yoga Instructor, CBT Therapist, Qigong Master & Brain Fitness Coach.

What’s to expect:
🌿 Meridian Activation: Gentle energy flow for clarity

🧠 Brain Fitness Benefits: Stimulate both hemispheres of the brain to boost memory and create new pathways for cognitive vitality

☯️ Yin–Yang Harmony: Increase resilience and restore balance

🍵 We’ll wrap with a tea ceremony, paired with pastries + snacks crafted by The Real Food Studio ( ). As always grateful for this space that nourishes both body and community.

Come hang, move, sip, reset.

This is what it’s all about…the moments we’re in and the journey we’re on.Big love to everyone who showed up, walking th...
08/10/2025

This is what it’s all about…the moments we’re in and the journey we’re on.

Big love to everyone who showed up, walking this path with me/us, and to every single moment moving forward.

With gratitude 💙💚

There’s something amazing about women coming together to help each other thrive. Every time we meet, whether it’s for yo...
08/06/2025

There’s something amazing about women coming together to help each other thrive. Every time we meet, whether it’s for yoga, a circle or something else, it feels like we’re building something bigger, better and stronger together. It’s about empowerment, community and sisterhood.

Here’s what’s happening this week:
🧘‍♀️ Real Modern Yoga with –
Thurs, Aug 7 | 5-6 pm

🌕 Shamanic Ceremony: The Inner Child Journey with .co & .spiritual.nerds – Sat, Aug 9 | 2-4pm

🧘‍♂️ Real Yin Yoga with –
Sun, Aug 10 | 9-10am

📍 , Leonardtown MD

💌 Pre-register for yoga: [email protected]

🎟️ The Inner Child Journey:
http://bit.ly/45b7O8y

Think back to when you were small, when the sky felt endless, and every day was an adventure. When we laughed at the sma...
07/30/2025

Think back to when you were small, when the sky felt endless, and every day was an adventure. When we laughed at the smallest things, cried without shame, and believed anything was possible…

Then we grew up, and somewhere along the way, those pieces of us got tucked away.

On August 9th, on the full moon 🌕 we’re creating a space to bring those pieces back to life.

The full moon has a way of illuminating what’s been hidden, of pulling things to the surface….feelings, memories, truths we’ve been avoiding. By holding space for them, we release them and what doesn’t work anymore.

The moon doesn’t ask for permission…
it simply rises and takes its place. In the same way, you don’t need permission to step into who you are. ✨

🗓️ Saturday, August 9, 2025
🕑 2–4 PM
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🎟️ http://bit.ly/45b7O8y

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Princeton, WV
24740-2571

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