Roscoe Nutrition

09/09/2026

Have you tried our Roscoe Nutrition Wellness Line yet? 🌿

Owner Sam Sloat is the guy behind it all! He handcrafts each of our wellness products using essential oils and other thoughtfully selected ingredients to give you simple, more natural options for those everyday “my body is over it” moments. 😂

Here’s what you’ll find in the lineup 👇

👉 Magnesium Spray | Perfect for your nighttime routine, relaxation, and tired, overworked muscles

👉 Sleepy Time Pillow Spray | A calming blend to help you wind down, relax, and get ready for a good night’s sleep 😴

👉 Skin Toner | Refreshes and balances the skin while helping soothe and clarify your complexion

👉 Headache Relief Roller | A soothing essential oil blend made for those days when your head just needs a little TLC

👉 Don’t Bug Me | Bug spray made without the harsh chemicals found in many traditional bug sprays 🦟

👉 Magnesium Muscle Rub | A favorite for massaging into tired, tight muscles after workouts, long workdays, or whenever your body needs some extra love 💪

And if you know Sam, you already know this picture fits his personality PERFECTLY. 🤣 He may be all fun & games when we pull out the camera, but he takes his wellness line seriously and is incredibly proud of the products he makes. ❤️ These are products made from recipes passed on to us from the previous owners. Made with simple, thoughtfully chosen ingredients that we feel good about using in our own home—and trust me, we use them!

The Magnesium Muscle Rub and Headache Relief Roller basically have permanent spots in Sam’s & Amy's daily routine. 😂

Next time you’re at Roscoe Nutrition, don’t just grab your favorite drink—check out Sam’s Wellness Line, too! 🌿

09/09/2026

💻 Need a change of scenery for your workday?

Grab your laptop and come hang out with us at The Blended Kitchen! We’ve got FREE WiFi and plenty of caffeine to help you power through that to-do list. 🙌

Whether you’re answering emails, knocking out some homework, or just need to get out of the house for a bit, grab your favorite Roscoe Nutrition drink, find a spot, and get to work!👊

📶 Just ask us for the WiFi password—we’ll gladly hook you up!

Good drinks + free WiFi + a place to get stuff DONE. 💻🥤⚡

09/08/2026

🔊SOUND ON 🔊

Roscoe Nutrition, here for all your hydration, fueling, recovery, and entertainment needs. 🤣

09/08/2026

📚⚡ BACK TO SCHOOL, BACK TO ROSCOE NUTRITION! ⚡📚

Teachers & students—we know you’ve been back at it for a couple of weeks now, and we thought ya might be ready for a little extra caffeine. 😏

So we’re giving you a little back-to-school boost!

🍎 9/8–9/12: TEACHERS + STUDENTS GET $1 OFF ALL DRINKS!

Just show us a valid school ID when you order!

And remember… Roscoe Nutrition delivers to schools AND local businesses! 🥤🚗

We just need one person to be our main point of contact to help organize the drink orders and delivery, and we’ll take care of the rest!

Because sometimes the only thing getting you through the school day is knowing caffeine is on the way. 😂⚡

📲 Message us to schedule your school or workplace drink delivery today!

Here’s to a great school year! ❤️📚

09/07/2026

Where are our RN running baddies at?! 👀🏃‍♀️

We KNOW you’re out there. We see you pushing yourself every mile, challenging your endurance, picking up your pace…and fighting the sports bra chafing. 😅 IYKYK.

This Wednesday, come hang with us at the Women’s Black Out Run hosted by Verusrc! 🖤

Roscoe Nutrition will be out there slinging drinks to help you:

⚡ Fuel up before your run
💦 Hydrate after those miles
💪 Recover when you’re done

Whether you’re running, walking, or somewhere in between—come join us!

🗓 Wednesday, 9/9
⏰ 6:15 PM Meet | 6:30 PM Departure
📍 Puri Peace Plaza
🏃‍♀️ 2 Mile Run | 1 Mile Walk

Wear your black, grab your girls, and come get those miles in with us! 🖤

See you Wednesday, baddies. 😎

Our women’s run is blacking out this Wednesday!!
Bring your best all black fits and enjoy some of the final days of warm weather.
⏰ 6:15pm meet | 6:30pm departure
📍 Puri Peace Plaza
🏃‍♀️ 2 mile run | 1 mile walk
🏋🏼‍♀️ sponsored by Roscoe Nutrition
🥂 after run food & drinks by Crave | Kitchen & Cocktails

09/06/2026

☀️ Happy Sunday, everyone!

Stop in and see us today from 9am–1pm for your favorite Roscoe Nutrition sips! 🥤⚡️

Just a heads up as you’re planning your caffeine fix for the week—we will be CLOSED tomorrow, Monday 9/7, in observance of Labor Day! 🇺🇸

So come grab your RN fix today! ❤️

⏰ Sunday Hours: 9am–1pm
🚫 Monday 9/7: CLOSED

09/05/2026

You guys, we ❤️ our RN family. We seriously have the BEST team!

You may remember a few weeks ago we shared that Natalie was headed off to college 🥹🎓

Welllllll… SHE’S HOME FOR THE WEEKEND! 🎉
And even better, shes coming in to sling some drinks with us! 😏🥤

Natalie is working alongside Alexis TODAY from 8am–Noon, so come show our girls some love, say hi to Natalie, and most importantly… KEEP ’EM BUSY! 😂🙌

They’re ready to make all your Roscoe Nutrition favorites! ❤️🥤

Come see us 8am–Noon!

09/04/2026

You know what’s great after a Saturday morning workout? Roscoe Nutrition. 💪

You know what’s great while running your Saturday morning errands? Roscoe Nutrition. 🚗

You know what helps cure those Saturday morning yawns? You guessed it… Roscoe Nutrition. 😴➡️⚡

Basically, what we’re saying is… Roscoe Nutrition belongs in your Saturday routine. 😂❤️

Stop in tomorrow, grab your favorite sip, and come say hi! We’d love to see ya!

📍 The Blended Kitchen
⏰ 8am–Noon

09/04/2026

Have you tried our Not-So-Dirty Sodas yet?! 🥤👀

It’s our take on the trendy dirty soda…just with way less of the “bad stuff” and a little more of the good stuff. 💪✨

Made with:

🥤 OLIPOP Prebiotic Soda
🥛 High-Protein Milk
💪 Sweat Ethic Protein Powder
✨ Sugar-Free Syrups

They’re creamy, fizzy, delicious, AND a fun little treat that won’t completely wreck your calorie or macro goals for the day. 🙌

Stop in and try our NEW Root B**r Float today!

ORRRR…pro tip from us: 👀
Order the Raspberry Fizz + Cake Batter Protein. Trust us on this one. 👩‍🍳💋 It has NO business being that good. 😂

📍Available at Roscoe Nutrition inside The Blended Kitchen!

09/03/2026

🏆🌈 AND THE WINNER IS… BERRY MISCHIEF! 🌈🏆

The final numbers are IN for our Wicked Elite Cheer Drink Competition, and you guys definitely had a favorite! 👀

🥇 Berry Mischief — 105
🥈 Jinx Juice — 96
🥉 Voo Doo Colada — 72
✨ Summer Kiss — 50
✨ Tropical Love Spell — 43
✨ Purple Queens — 30

Team Madam Mischief created our winning drink, Berry Mischief, with a whopping 105 votes! 🎉

As their prize, each athlete on Team Madam Mischief will receive a FREE DRINK CARD to redeem for their favorite Roscoe Nutrition beverage! 🥤

A HUGE thank you to everyone who stopped in, tried the drinks, supported the teams, and joined in on the fun!

We absolutely LOVE partnering with Wicked Elite Cheer and getting the opportunity to support our local young athletes. 📣 We had so much fun with this competition and can’t wait to do more together!

Congratulations, Madam Mischief! 🏆