06/03/2026
While your kids are ordering fries and other crap, you don’t wanna feel left out so of course you just get the elite fountain Diet Coke. “No no, nothing for me. I’ll just have a Diet Coke”. Because it’s the only “healthy option” 🤣. It also can feel like a magic potion at that time of day when you’re literally about to pass out for a variety of reasons. Maybe it’s the mix of cold and bubbles and caffeine, but something special is happening when it touches your lips.
And yes, even dietitians have to stop at the drive-through when there is six minutes in between sports and activities sometimes. We’re just trying to survive over here.