Martin’s Pharmacy of Rural Retreat

08/28/2026

💊🪿 PILLNELOPE PHARMAGOOSE IN CHARGE HERE.

If you can’t tell by now… I’M READY FOR FOOTBALL. 😂🏈

Season opener tonight as the Rural Retreat Indians take on Fort Chiswell! 🧡🖤

Bring the energy. Hit hard. Leave it all on the field. 💥

Wishing our Indians a great, safe, and unforgettable season!

Now let’s get this thing started! 🏈🔥
GO INDIANS! 🧡🖤

08/25/2026

🇺🇸 LABOR DAY HOLIDAY HOURS 🇺🇸

Martins Pharmacy will be CLOSED Monday, September 7th for Labor Day.

We’ll reopen Tuesday, September 8th with our regular hours.

💊 Please plan ahead and check your prescriptions!

08/10/2026

🎆 🎆 Only cash or PayPal/Venmo will be accepted🎆🎆

We have a whole restock of our Rural Retreat Indian decals, including our newest football design! Caitlin plans on making designs for the various sports throughout the year, so if you have any suggestions or designs you are wanting, please let her know!

08/06/2026

Football season is here! 🏈🧡🖤

Check out this new RR Football decal!

We also have RR decals, spears, and Indian head decals available at Martin’s Pharmacy of Rural Retreat. Stop by and show your RR pride!

Go Indians! 🧡🖤💪🏻

07/02/2026

🇺🇸 PHARMAGOOSE UPDATE: Pillnelope here. 🇺🇸

Before you fire up the grill, grab your floaties, and start pretending calories don’t count this weekend… I need everyone to listen up. 🦅

Martin’s Pharmacy will be CLOSING EARLY Friday at 2 PM and will be CLOSED Saturday for Independence Day festivities. 🎆

Translation: Check your prescriptions now. Request your refills. Do not roll up at 2:07 on Friday acting shocked. 💊😂

Help us do our part so our crew can celebrate with family, freedom, and probably a hot dog or two.

We’ll be back after the holiday…
Until then, Pillnelope is clocking out in the name of freedom. 🇺🇸🪿

God bless America and organized refill planning.

— Management (but mostly me) 😌

06/11/2026

05/19/2026

🚨Update from the pharmacy trenches. Pillnelope here. 💊🪿

We want to remind you that the pharmacy will be CLOSED Monday, May 25 for Memorial Day. Please check your prescriptions and make sure if you need refills, you have all your geese in a row before we close.

Call, text, or stop by this week so you’ll be set for the holiday weekend.

I’ll keep the girls in line around here, but help do your part so we can all have a great weekend. 🪿

We will be OPEN Saturday from 9–12, then back Tuesday with regular hours.

Remember: your lack of planning is not our emergency. I can fix insurance rejections like a boss, but I cannot magically refill your medication after you ignored 14 reminder texts.

— Pharmagoose in Charge reporting live from 100 W Buck Ave 🎤💊

05/15/2026

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Pillnelope. 💊🪿

I may look like a sweet little porch goose, but make no mistake — I run this pharmacy now. I keep the drive-thru moving, fix insurance rejections like a boss, and monitored 37 phone calls that started with:
“I’m completely out of my medicine and there’s no refills…”

I patrol the pharmacy for nonsense and aggressively honk at anyone who says:
“Why isn’t my prescription ready? My doctor JUST sent it.”

Employees: stay productive.
Patients: have your insurance cards ready.
And if you yell at my staff over a copay, I will peck your ankles and place you on hold indefinitely.

I survived flu season. I fear nothing.

Stay tuned for future reports from the pharmacy trenches.
— Pillnelope, Pharmagoose in Charge 🪿💅🏻

05/11/2026

We have a new addition to the pharmacy and she’s fitting in a little too well already 💕💊 Leave a comment and help us name her… and stay tuned to see what she gets into next ✨

05/07/2026

🇺🇸 Memorial Day Notice 🇺🇸

Martin’s Pharmacy will be closed Monday, May 25 in observance of Memorial Day.

We will resume normal business hours Tuesday, May 26.