Function: Massage & Acupuncture

Function: Massage & Acupuncture Effective, outcome-driven massage and acupuncture services for people on the move. Located just outside Minneapolis in St.

We specialize in providing functional, outcome-driven massage and acupuncture services with the unique offering of a combined massage+acupuncture session. Along with a relaxing experience, our intention is to leave you feeling physical impact from your visit. Having worked with top athletes and all walks of life, we have the skill and expertise to understand and address the goals you seek from bod

ywork. Louis Park, MN, our clean, modern and bright studio is easily accessible with ample parking. We offer:
- Massage
--- Sports Massage
--- Deep Tissue Massage
--- Relaxation Massage
--- Prenatal Massage
--- Rehabilitative Massage
- Acupuncture
--- Holistic Acupuncture
--- Sports Acupuncture
--- Fertility Acupuncture
--- Prenatal Acupuncture
--- Cosmetic Acupuncture
- Massage + Acupuncture Combo
--- Effective for deep relaxation/rejuvenation and pain or injury
--- Feel the impact of both services in one session!
- Cupping
- CBD Health Products
- NuZest Plant Based Protein
- TCM Herbal Consultation and Herbal Prescriptions (Evergreen Highest Quality Herbs)

06/04/2026

Do you struggle with nerve pain or back and neck flare-ups?🏋️

Consider adding a spoonk mat to your routine. It looks intimidating but the concept is simple — hundreds of acupressure points that signal your body to increase circulation and release endorphins. What most people don't realize is it's less about the pressure and more about what happens after.

Your nervous system downregulates, chronic tension releases, and flare-ups tend to come back less aggressively with regular use.

What are some of your favorite recovery tools to get back on track when you're muscles aren't feeling their best? 💚

06/03/2026

Happy Wednesday! Did you know that soaking fruits and vegetables in hydrogen peroxide, baking soda, or citric/acetic acids can reduce pesticide exposure by 15-75%?! 🍏🍒🍇

Pesticides our endocrine and nervous system disruptors that affect our mood, microbiome, and mitochondrial output.

Pro tip: Feel free to mix baking soda and hydrogen peroxide together, but do NOT mix vinegar with hydrogen peroxide (this creates peracetic acid and isn't great to breathe in.)

At Function, we're here to help you with your body, mind, and lifestyle every step of the way!

It's all connected. 👣🌿⛓️‍💥Have a great start to your week!
06/01/2026

It's all connected. 👣🌿⛓️‍💥Have a great start to your week!

Our results speak for themselves! 🧩💫
05/27/2026

Our results speak for themselves! 🧩💫

You've done massage. You've done chiro. You've foam rolled, stretched, rested, and iced it. The injury still comes back....
05/22/2026

You've done massage. You've done chiro. You've foam rolled, stretched, rested, and iced it. The injury still comes back. What now?

Here's the thing most people don't know about acupuncture — it's not doing something to you. It's asking your body to do something for itself.

Massage works on your muscles directly. Chiropractic works on your alignment. Both are passive — your body receives the work. That's not a knock, those things matter. But for chronic injuries, sometimes the missing piece is getting your body to actually respond on its own.

This is exactly how acupuncture targets your injury. The needles create a micro-response at the site — your body rushes blood flow and healing factors to the area, your nervous system gets a reset, and the inflammation cycle that keeps re-triggering the same spot finally gets interrupted.

You're not just getting relief. You're teaching your body to do what it's supposed to do naturally.

If you've hit a wall and are stuck in the same body loop, consider acupuncture. 🧩

05/18/2026

Happy monday! Are you able to let go of what is no longer serving you? Where does that show up in your body?

Every cupping mark tells a story about what's happening inside your body!Light Pink — healthy circulation. Blood and oxy...
05/15/2026

Every cupping mark tells a story about what's happening inside your body!

Light Pink — healthy circulation. Blood and oxygen moving the way they should.
Bright Red — mild stagnation. Early tension or slight restriction starting to show.
Red to Dark Pink — moderate stagnation, reduced flow with possible waste buildup.
Dark Red / Purple — deep stagnation. Often linked to chronic tension or strain.
Dark Purple / Almost Black — severe stagnation. Blockages, poor circulation, toxin accumulation.
Light Yellow / Pale — recovery phase. Your body is clearing stagnation and restoring healthy flow.

The marks aren't the treatment — they're the feedback. Ready to see what your body has been trying to tell you?

📍 St. Louis Park, MN
🔗 Book at functionmn.com

Are you aging... or just experiencing myofunctional collapse from your lifestyle? Mouth-breathing while sleeping, desk w...
05/15/2026

Are you aging... or just experiencing myofunctional collapse from your lifestyle?

Mouth-breathing while sleeping, desk work (aka a postural nightmare when ergonomics aren't incorporated), and chronic forward activities leave our fascia and muscle groups compromised.

This is why we do what we do - to help you understand the connection of how your mind, body, and outer appearance all function to inform you about what is happening with your health.

In our modern day world of endocrine disruptors, increasing pesticides, and medication-first approaches to your health we're here to bridge the gap!

Address

3546 Dakota Avenue S
Saint Louis Park, MN
55416

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 8pm
Tuesday 9am - 8pm
Wednesday 9am - 8pm
Thursday 9am - 8pm
Friday 9am - 8pm
Saturday 9am - 8pm
Sunday 11am - 7pm

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