03/30/2020
ATTENTION. NOW HEAR THIS! stay tuned for an important massage from BISHOP JOEY, seminal and secular head of the blah blah blah.
After considerate consternation and consideration, wee hear at the COMMAND CENTER of parade HQ, deep in the bowels of the FCLL's submarine in an unknown location.....no, really...wee don't know where the f**k we are. Send help!!! butt eye digress, back to the massage. How it feeling so far? roll over.
Lotta great ideas and opinions on how to handle the un handleble on 4/1/20. being that wee the flock of the FCLL are in it to bring levity and a pointed sense of satire to the financial district . Stupidity in the service of confused amusement, as opposed to Stupidity in the service of counterproductiveishness.
so, FLOCKERS of the FCLL................PAAAAAAAAAAARADE POSTPONE! We'll do the 42st ANNUAL SAINT STUPID'S DAY PARADE.... at a later day, TBD by the best algorithms money can't buy. attendance will be better and less at risk. I'm just thinking of my 74 and a half year old self. some of you, and you know who you are, are a little too stupid and/or naked.
BUTT ..and its a medium size but....stay tuned to this digital conduit for some fun and/or mandatory behavior befitting the gravity of our cause, 'cause 4/1/20 NOON needs a ritual, virtual or analog.
WHAT do YOU....the spiritual consumer....want to do at the apPOINTED time.....?
ok... Feel better? NO? tough s**t. .get dressed.
ps.....I assume you attend the 'saintsupiders' page here in zucker land. if not, do so.....or else