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06/04/2026

Look I know I can’t avoid plastics completely. But I jump through a ton of hoops to make my kitchen as toxin free as possible for both my health and my kids.

So I get really annoyed when I try to make an effort to buy organic produce and everything is wrapped in flimsy plastic. It’s like they’ve got to slip in some toxins any way they can.

06/03/2026

Help a small business owner out. It’s hard enough to grow without having everything thrown off by bots.

And comment below if you are also a small business owner. I’ll return the favor 🩷

06/03/2026

Wellness trends: fact vs. fiction. The castor oil hormone hack.

Castor oil packs have over 300 million views on hormone balancing content right now. So let’s talk about what the research actually says.

The claim: applying castor oil to your abdomen detoxifies your liver and resets your hormones.

The reality: castor oil contains ricinoleic acid, which has real topical anti-inflammatory properties. That is a documented thing. What is not a documented thing: any mechanism by which it changes your hormone levels.

If your liver detox pathways are genuinely overloaded, and for a lot of women they are, that is a nutrition, sleep, and gut health conversation.

More in the series coming. Follow so you don’t miss them.

The 4 hormone patterns I see in almost every woman I work with. Slide through and see how many sound like you.Most women...
06/02/2026

The 4 hormone patterns I see in almost every woman I work with. Slide through and see how many sound like you.

Most women I work with have been dealing with these symptoms for years. They’ve been told their labs are normal, their thyroid is fine, their mood is just stress. They’ve tried the diets, adjusted their sleep, done everything ‘right’ and still feel off. I am usually a last resort.

Cortisol dominance is almost always the first domino. When your stress response gets stuck in the on position, everything downstream will be affected, including your thyroid, your s*x hormones, your blood sugar, and your sleep.

Estrogen and progesterone imbalance is the most commonly diagnosed as anxiety (annoying). Progesterone is the first hormone to fall under chronic stress. When it drops, your nervous system loses its primary calming signal. Worse, your labs can look completely normal while your body feels anything but.

Thyroid dysfunction that is hiding behind the other two. TSH staying normal while Free T3 is low is one of the most common patterns I see, and one of the most commonly missed. Standard panels don’t catch it.

Testosterone in women is finally getting some attention. Chronic stress, pregnancy, nursing, hormonal birth control all of it deplete it, resulting in flat moods, zero motivation, low libido, and difficulty building muscle.

These hormones don’t work in isolation; the patterns stack. They drive each other. Which is exactly why treating one thing at a time hasn’t worked.

Comment HORMONES and I’ll send you some resources to start with or we can just talk.

My DMs are open and I actually read them. 🤍

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06/01/2026

The Internet has been super busy with hormone and health trends. Most of which need to be stopped. Immediately.

Drop the wildest one you’ve seen in the comments. I’m going in. We’re debating, investigating and separating the science from the snake oil together.

Comment the trend and I’ll break it down!

05/28/2026

Three things I do with every new client that your last doctor probably didn’t and why it changes everything. 👇

This isn’t about bashing MDs or DOs. I actually love collaborating with them. But unfortunately, the system doesn’t give them the time to sit down, troubleshoot your symptoms, and actually get to know you.

That’s where I come in.

Here’s what looks different when you work with a hormone specialist:
✅ We run the labs that get skipped — free + total testosterone, DHEA, fasting insulin, cortisol, and more
✅ We track your patterns over time, not just one snapshot that says “you’re normal”
✅ We build a protocol around YOUR actual life and things like your stress, your sleep, your goals, your schedule

If you’ve been told your labs are fine but you still feel exhausted, foggy, moody, or just off, this is for you.

I have 4 spots opening for June. DM me the word HORMONES and I’ll send you exactly what working together looks like and what it costs.

🔍 Hormone optimization | Functional lab testing | Personalized wellness protocols

Save this before the algorithm buries it. 🔖I’ve spent years now cleaning up the mess that wellness misinformation leaves...
05/27/2026

Save this before the algorithm buries it. 🔖

I’ve spent years now cleaning up the mess that wellness misinformation leaves behind, and these seven patterns keep showing up in my practice on repeat.

❌ Cutting all carbs to “balance hormones”. NO, your thyroid needs glucose to make active T3. Cut too low, and T3 drops up to 34%. That’s not balance, that’s suppression.

❌ Trusting a normal CBC or TSH-only panel as a hormone workup. A CBC counts blood cells. TSH is one point on a three-hormone chain. Neither is a hormone panel.

❌ Starting a peptide or GLP-1 without baseline labs. These work inside your existing hormonal systems. If your thyroid or insulin picture is off, you need to know BEFORE you start.

❌ Taking lab advice from influencer with no credentials (and even some with). The 2025 ACOG study confirmed the most-shared hormone content was the least accurate. Always ask for the source. I share mine!

❌ Using OTC hormone boosting supplements without testing. Absorption is inconsistent, blood levels are unpredictable, most do nothing, some are harmful. Guessing is guessing, even if it’s over the counter.

❌ Calling your fatigue “just being a mom”. Nearly 40% of women are misdiagnosed during perimenopause. Hormone-related fatigue has measurable, treatable causes. Sleep advice doesn’t fix a thyroid disorder or tanking hormones.

❌ Relying on castor oil packs to fix your hormones. I love a good natural remedy, and I love castor oil for many things, but there is no established pathway by which castor oil acts on your endocrine system. The stillness, warmth, and nervous system rest? That part is real. The oil is getting unearned credit.

If any of these sound familiar, send it to a friend who needs to hear it yesterday.
Comment LABs and I’ll send you the actual labs and protocols I recommend instead.

If your labs came back normal and you still feel off, there’s a good chance nobody ran these.Every single one of these i...
05/22/2026

If your labs came back normal and you still feel off, there’s a good chance nobody ran these.

Every single one of these is capable of being completely out of range while your standard panel looks perfect.

Fasting insulin.
Dehydroepiandrosterone sulfate.
Free triiodothyronine.
Reverse triiodothyronine.
Ferritin.
S*x hormone binding globulin.
Cycle-timed s*x hormones if you’re a woman.
Free testosterone if you’re a man.

This is not about villainizing anyone in the medical system. Standard panels were designed to catch disease. They were never designed to catch suboptimization or just running on empty.

The gap between ‘fine’ and ‘optimal’ is real and it’s where most people fall through.

Exhaustion, brain fog, flat mood, low drive, and increased weight that won’t budge are all signals that need the right test.

Save this post. Bring it to your next appointment. You are allowed to ask for a more complete picture.

DM me the word LABS and let’s talk about where to start. 🤍
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05/21/2026

Seven markers your standard panel almost certainly skipped. Any one of them can be completely off while every routine lab looks perfectly normal.

01. Fasting Insulin: Blood sugar moving into range doesn’t mean insulin is. Insulin resistance shows up here years before glucose budges.

02. Dehydroepiandrosterone Sulfate (DHEA-S): Your adrenal reserve. Depleted by chronic stress, poor sleep, and back-to-back pregnancies. Directly tied to energy, mood, and hormone balance.

03. Free Triiodothyronine (Free T3): What your cells actually use. A normal TSH does not tell you this is fine. These are not the same test.

04. Reverse Triiodothyronine (Reverse T3): The brake on your metabolism. Chronic stress drives it up. It blocks Free T3 from working. Almost never ordered.

05. Ferritin: Your iron storage. Low ferritin causes exhaustion, hair loss, and brain fog at levels most labs call normal. The functional threshold is not the same as the standard range.

06. S*x Hormone Binding Globulin (SHBG): When this is elevated it binds your hormones and makes them unavailable even when your totals look fine on paper.

07. Cycle-Timed S*x Hormones: Estradiol, progesterone, and free testosterone must be drawn on days 19–21 of your cycle. A random draw gives you a random number. Timing is everything.

This is the panel that tells the truth your standard bloodwork won’t.
DM me the word LABS and let’s talk about where to start. 🤍
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