09/10/2026
Welcome to the grand premiere of WTF Wednesday... brought to you on a Thursday. Because being on time is simply not in my cosmic blueprint and, quite honestly, punctuality is an illusion I stopped chasing years ago. š¤·š»āāļø
Plus, I spent half of yesterday deeply humbled after a run-in with a spicy little menace enjoying my sorghum. My nervous system got the memo long before my eyes did. And by āmenace,ā I mean the unprovoked wrath of a Saddleback caterpillar (Acharia stimulea). š
Hereās some fun facts about one of natureās spiciest gummy bears:
šThose bristly spines are hollow venomous needles that break off in your skin. So awesome.
ā¼ļøThat neon high-vis sweater vest isnāt an outfit; itās a dare.
šThey love chilling on the undersides of leaves, practically daring an unsuspecting target to brush against them.
Donāt worry! Today my boundaries are safely re-establishedā¦at least with the caterpillarā¦kids are a whole different story. š«
Ever been thoroughly humbled because nature woke up and chose violence against you? Tell me Iām not alone in the comments! šš¼šš¼
And remember!
Stay curious.
Donāt pet the spicy things.
And Iāll see you next Wednesday (give or take 24 hours) for more things that make me say WTF. š± āš¼
Melissa Weiss