09/02/2026
Everybody online right now trying to figure out if their oxtail is really kangaroo tail… 👀🦘🐂 (eating the tail of anything is wild 😐)
Meanwhile, plant-based folks:
🥦 “Yep. That's broccoli.”
🥒 “Definitely a cucumber.”
🥬 “Collard greens? Yes indeed.” 😂😂
One less thing we gotta worry about. 🌱
But for real, Y'all be safe out there though… apparently your dinner needs a background check now. 🤣