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06/26/2026

David: If you do that, you’ll get ostrich eyes.

Becky: Ostrich eyes?

David: Yes, you’ll be grounded and not able to fly.

02/08/2026

Everyone needs something to blow on their birthday.

02/08/2026

I like my wiener. Those other ones are too big.

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