AsstoGrass Mobility

AsstoGrass Mobility Offering mobility coaching services. I help you identify areas of concern that can cause pain or mobility deficits. Text or call for an appointment.

If you know me, you know I’m a one woman show. Unfortunately, my schedule is getting a little too full. I pride myself o...
06/23/2026

If you know me, you know I’m a one woman show. Unfortunately, my schedule is getting a little too full.

I pride myself on squeezing people in on my schedule,especially if they are hurting.

With that being said, when you schedule an appointment, if I have room on my schedule that week it will be $75. If I don’t have room, I’ll be offering two options. A future appointment within a week or two for a normal rate of $75 or an emergency appointment within that week for $150 (this is for Mondays-Fridays/no weekends)

When booking, I’ll give you the two options.

Remember, I have clients who book ahead while in my office. When you text me at the last minute, you may experience that emergency rate 😢

06/22/2026

Good morning my favorite people. This week is almost completely booked, so thank you for that! I will not be accepting appointments for Friday July 3. Keep this in mind when making your appointments for next week ☺️

06/19/2026

Feel free to drink, bring a drink, or smoke some w**d before our sessions. I know it’s painful and I’m not judging you 😎🤭😈why can’t you hurt and have fun at the same time 🤔

There are even multiple cava places near my office

Between my memberships and clients booking their next appointment while in my office, next week is almost completely boo...
06/18/2026

Between my memberships and clients booking their next appointment while in my office, next week is almost completely booked. Just a little nudge if you’re thinking about making an appointment for next week. I’d hate to have you wait until July for an appointment

I love the excitement of that first session 🤗
06/18/2026

I love the excitement of that first session 🤗

Read this to your friends when they ask what I do. I also provide the strengthening component when it’s time. We have to...
06/17/2026

Read this to your friends when they ask what I do. I also provide the strengthening component when it’s time. We have to initially get things restructured and the strengthening portion is what keeps things where they need to be. Like I always say, “it’s a corrective process!”

Can you do this without holding on for 30 minutes? Let me help you with your stability and balance so that you can scrol...
06/17/2026

Can you do this without holding on for 30 minutes? Let me help you with your stability and balance so that you can scroll fb while doing this. It makes that 30 minutes go by so much faster

I have an opening at 12 or 315 (Wednesday) if this rain has anyone feeling stiff or making that chronic pain worse. $75 ...
06/17/2026

I have an opening at 12 or 315 (Wednesday) if this rain has anyone feeling stiff or making that chronic pain worse. $75 for AT LEAST an hour. What I do is considered rolfing and is usually $100-$300. $75 is a steal 🥵

When your clients bring you all kinds of goodies 💝🥰
06/16/2026

When your clients bring you all kinds of goodies 💝🥰

I don’t want to hear anything about me bruising you in our sessions 😂😂😂Yes, even facial muscles bruise when there are is...
06/16/2026

I don’t want to hear anything about me bruising you in our sessions 😂😂😂

Yes, even facial muscles bruise when there are issues (I even kept the cup moving) 😏

I will say it’s the best facial I’ve had

Pictured on the right is the culprit

To qualify for this treatment you must have the following:

A work from home job
No social life
Use a grocery delivery service

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1114 Thomasville Road
Tallahassee, FL
32303

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