Functional Mom

Functional Mom We empower moms with comprehensive health solutions.

We go beyond traditional approaches by offering functional lab assessments in order to find healing opportunities for your gut and metabolic symptoms.

05/27/2026

This assumption killed my progress and totally jacked up my hormones

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I don’t care if you are doing it on purpose or because that’s what feels easier, it is the reason your insulin stays hig...
05/26/2026

I don’t care if you are doing it on purpose or because that’s what feels easier, it is the reason your insulin stays high, weight goes up, and your energy tanks everyday.

05/24/2026

Don’t get caught in the lie that there is a quick fix
There is not
And that lie kept me broke, and overweight for years

Until I accepted the truth that I had to put in the work
Hormones don’t respond because you take a bunch of glutathione, NAC, and magnesium

They are responding to your environment 24/7
Comment HIDDEN for the real juice about reversing weight loss and insulin resistance after pregnancy

05/23/2026

With love, the things you did in your 20s to lose weight doesn’t work after 30 and multiple kids

Even if you used to have to cut calories super low to see any weight come off at all

You actually don’t need less calories and more movement, and relying on willpower to do this will have you losing your s**t on everyone in the house by dinner time.

Here’s the thing…. There is no supplement on the market that is going to fix this. No magnesium, cortisol drink, or anti bloat tea will work if you don’t get this one very important thing.

And with love, cutting calories even lower is not the move you think it is since it will eventually make the issue worse.

The missing piece is actually addressing cortisol and insulin! These are the master hormones that are controlling estrogen, progesterone, and testosterone.

So yes your weight gain might be because of hormone imbalance, but that’s not where the problem starts.

And when you cut more food out to lose weight you create more mineral imbalances which drives cortisol and insulin even higher.

I made a document for you guys that want to dig into the deeper causes of hormone imbalance and I guarantee you there are things you are overlooking

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We are ditching the tired mom vibes 👀🎉
05/20/2026

We are ditching the tired mom vibes 👀🎉

05/20/2026

No one can promise you quick weight loss
And if you think searching for ways to lose weight will solve your problem, try this instead

Because when you seek to lose weight instead of get healthy for weight loss to be a byproduct, you risk…

Messed up hormones
Slowing down your metabolism
Wrecking sleep
Fighting more hunger cravings

This is especially true postpartum when you are depleted and hormones are shifting

So you can chase weight loss and continue to be disappointed or you can address the root cause of why you can’t lose weight in the first place

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05/18/2026

Super bloating ever since pregnancy!

Chasing symptoms will only get you so far
And it’s why so many people are on a never ending cycle to heal.

It’s why people who have no idea the have SIBO after kids get better faster because they aren’t chasing a certain diagnosis.

And there are a ton of things you are missing while you are looking for the SIBO specific protocol

Cause it’s not about the bloating
It’s not having to stop and look in the mirror every time you walk by to check how far your stomach is sticking out.

Not saying no to dinner because you have plans you can’t cancel the next day

Comment BLOAT to get my anti bloat checklist to get the foundation that solves most of my clients digestion issues without ever taking a supplement or going on a low FODMAP diet

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