24/06/2026
Dear Diary Day 24: Professional Holidaying š¬š·
Today was a masterclass in doing absolutely nothing. I woke up late. Went to the beach. Swam in the bright turquoise sea. Tanned. Repeated the tanning part several times for maximum efficiency.
My brain was literally on a complete sabbatical. I had very few to zero thoughts, which in itself is sooooo refreshing.
At some point, I acquired a frappĆ© - Greeceās greatest contribution to humanity after democracy. For those unfamiliar, itās essentially a refreshing, frothy iced coffee made from instant coffee, water & sugar. Created by accident in 1957, it is the undisputed symbol of laid-back Greek summer culture, served with enough caffeine to convince you youāre being productive while lying horizontally. I, of course, bastardised mine by asking them to add milk.
Cos yaāll know homegirl canāt handle caffeine & psychologically the milk helps me. Oh, the lies I tell myself š
That was followed by a very respectable midday lemon beer in 30-degree sunshine while my tan continued deepening at an alarming rate. For the record, I am not a beer drinker.
This phenomenon only occurs in a Euro summer environment.
My Greek genes fully activated. In fact, they are on steroids.
I am now officially a toasted golden mocha choca latte colour. & I love it! I feel alive with a tan. My hair has also decided to lighten up, brighten up & BOUNCE up. My hair goes super curly here. Iāve also been called Xanthoula (blondie) a few times & Iām not mad about that either.
Everywhere I go, Greeks look at me & say, āĪαĻĻιĻεĻ!ā (Mavrises.) It means, āYouāve blackened.ā
Which sounds slightly aggressive in English but is actually a compliment.
I ate a gyro for lunch because apparently my body has decided that gyros now belong in the food pyramid. If you know,
YOU KNOW! Although it might look repetitive, itās the yummiest thing you could hope to eat!!!
Then I came home, did some laundry, put deliciously crisp clean sheets on my bed, cleaned this beautiful house that I love, vacuumed every corner, mopped the floors (which instantly brings such a refreshed feeling) & briefly pretended to be a responsible adult. š¤
I also dealt with a mild plumbing/toilet/water issue that sent me spiralling into a wave of nerves until the plumber arrived. āLike, for Godās sake, Lex, donāt flood this house - you want to rent it again next year & be welcomed back!!ā The performance on all fronts was convincing.
This evening, I wandered around the port, admired the boats, strolled up & down the main road, admired the sunset & mostly admired other peopleās life choices from a distance. Summer in Greece has a hummmm to it! Summer makes everyone look good!
A bird also poooooped on my hand as I was walking. Not going to overthink the logistics around that. I simply said, āEeeeeewwww!ā, whipped out a wet wipe followed by hand sanitiser & proceeded to walk straight into the OPAP (betting world) to buy a lottery ticket because when a pigeon sh*ts on you, thatās exactly what you should do.
& now Iām sitting here at 22:30 with a Paloma - my official drink of Summer 2026 - writing this while people-watching at an Olympic level.
Itās a real skill set.
I am fully committed.
Todayās achievements include:
āļø Beaching.
āļø Tanning.
āļø Eating gyros.
āļø Not flooding the house.
Frankly, I think I peaked.
Kalà synéchia everyone.
May your coffee be cold, your beer be colder & your plumber remain unnecessary.