06/06/2026
π€£β½ The Rockview University VS Lias University College
Friday was no ordinary football day β it was a Netflix special waiting to happen!
STUDENTSβ MATCH:
Rockview students somehow scraped a 1-0 win, but letβs be honest LIAS students played like they were auditioning for Barcelona. The ball just refused to cooperate, probably jealous of their footwork.
STAFF MATCH
Official score: 1-1.
Real score: Rockview staff 1-3 Lias staff (if the referee hadnβt been on βairplane modeβ and missed two crystal-clear goals). The supporters nearly fainted from goosebumps β it felt like watching Avengers: Endgame with extra plot twists.
And thenβ¦ the plot thickened. Out of nowhere, our very own Registrar, Andrew βMaradonaβ Mwale, laced up and joined the staff squad. The man dribbled like paperwork deadlines were chasing him. π
It wasnβt just football β½ it was theatre, suspense, and comedy rolled into 90 minutes. LIAS played with heart, Rockview survived by luck, and the crowd left with sore ribs from laughing and screaming.