01/09/2026
Hello 😁👋
Story time.
It all started 3 months ago. I decided to tidy up my page a bit and add a price list poster, rather than using the Facebook service tab, which was a bit crap.
Despite being an absolutely fantastic artist (generational talent, some would say), I figured I could use a break, so asked Skynet to help me create a unique and original poster. Which it did, and it was lovely. For a few weeks. Now I realise that I wasn't special, and it was also generating the same for every small business. Like, every single fu***ng one of them. Pubs. Hairdressers. Local Tradesmen. AI posters everywhere.
Local community groups on social media will never be the same again.....
So, in order to combat the influx of AI slop in your feeds, I figured I'll get the paint brush (well, MS Paint brush) out of retirement.
Behold. My new price list, created by an ACTUAL HUMAN, believe it or not. Also, I must point out that this is a one off, and I will not be offering commission artwork, as my true passion lies with body piercing. Sorry.
