Midwest Jungle, LLC

06/01/2026

🌷Happy Pride Month! 🐓

Weekly Openings and a Sale for the Month of June!

🌈 $20 off all massages over 30min 🌞
Must be booked and scheduled within the month of June

Booking Online Only @
www.midwestjungle.com

Monday- Friday 11:30am-6:00pm

05/08/2026

Time sure flys once the sun shines,
But we’re certainly happy to be busy outside🐝
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Opening for the next two weeks~
Booking Online Only @
www.midwestjungle.com

all sessions include
Hot towels - cupping - hot stones
Used as needed or ask for your favorite🪴

03/25/2026

Nothing but propaganda.
We like our Water, Air, and Land clean and accessible for humans and wildlife.

These billionaire corporations are counting on us to be the “poor, rural, over worked and uneducated working class” they think we are.

They want profits, and are hoping we’re accept whatever they spoon feed us to believe them.

Keep the Pressure On, No Data Centers EVER.

03/18/2026

Win for Mercer county!
Now KEEP it from being built at all!
Data centers will take all our fresh water, price is out of house and home with raised electric bills, give us permanent illnesses and destroy our environment.

Keep pressuring local government, keep our health, home and great outdoors protected for generations to come.

After sweeping testimonies and multiple questions, the Mercer County Commission acted last week to halt any data center development until there can be more discussion on regulations and permitting for facilities. The commission’s 3-2 vote Feb. 3 to impose a one-year moratorium on data centers came...

02/22/2026

Openings for next two weeks!
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Booking Online Only
www.midwestjungle.com

(Can you tell I’m excited for Chicks Days at TSC?)
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01/16/2026

CLOSED today for ❄️weather❄️
Best to stay home and safe then undo a massage driving🌬️🚙

10/22/2025

New online shop in town! 💚🪴📚
I adore books, plants, and unique little oddities!

09/29/2025

🍂🍁🍄‍🟫October Updates🍄‍🟫🍁🍂

Back to School Sale Continues ! $20 through Oct.
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Out Of Office 2-4 for Continued Education class:
“Bodywork for PTSD 1”
Very excitied to bring home fresh knowledge to share with the community
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Sports are back in season, now’s the perfect time to try a Youth Massage in combination with the sales!
*booking under guardian/parents account is ok !👌
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Online Booking Only @ www.midwestjungle.com
Have a Happy Fall Y’all! 🤠

09/04/2025

Reminder that leaves, branches, and left over stems from gardens are vital homes to pollinators and other creatures that naturally help control “pests” such as flys and mosquito’s
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08/18/2025

Weekly Openings 🌾
Booking Online Only @ www.midwestjungle.com
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Still collecting signatures for the
Beulah Backyard Chicken Petition! We are getting close to our signature goals, sign and support the community’s right to self sufficiency!
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Also! SEPTEMBER SALE!!
$20 of ALL massages adult and youth, excludes 30min appointments.
This sale goes from this Wednesday, August 20th - September 30th.
Discount applied at check-out
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