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👉🏼 Type A women 35+ work with me to
⬇️ 15–20+ lbs + get strong + tone
✨ Without obsession, food guilt, & starting over
🤍 300+ lives changed
💪🏼 Fit-ish⁣ 40 Foodie

10/28/2026

You've heard you're the average of the 5 people you spend the most time with.⁣
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Nobody talks about the 5 fridges🙃⁣
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The office break room.⁣
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Your in-laws' pantry.⁣
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Your bestie's charcuterie board.⁣
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The drive-thru on the way home.⁣
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When everything around you is "average," average starts to feel normal. ⁣
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And normal is exactly what keeps you stuck with the same 10 lbs, year after year.⁣
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That's a big part of what I actually do as a coach.⁣
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I’m not just handin’ out macros & workouts for you to hit every week. ⁣
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I raise your standards.⁣
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One of my clients came to me just a couple weeks ago after being stuck on a plateau for months with another coach. ⁣
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She'd been told she probably needed to eat more. ⁣
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We didn't blow up her life. ⁣
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We just raised the bar, & the scale finally started moving again.⁣
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No magic.⁣
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Her standards just stopped matching everyone else's.⁣
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Not everyone in your life will get it. ⁣
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That's ok.⁣
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You're not here to be average 💃🏽⁣
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Where do you feel the pull to be average the most? ⁣
Work? ⁣
Family? ⁣
Friends?⁣
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Might be worth a little audit, & an honest look at whether you're really willing to settle for average. ⁣
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And if you want someone in your corner raising the bar with you, comment 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗬🍸

10/27/2026

This is a conversation I have with clients⁣
ALL.⁣
THE.⁣
TIME.⁣
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“Work brought in for lunch.”⁣
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“My boss surprised us with donuts.”⁣
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“A student brought treats for the whole class.”⁣
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“It’s Halloween & there’s candy literally everywhere.”⁣
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And I get it. It’s right there, staring you in the face, it’s free, & someone was being nice.⁣
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But here’s my test:⁣
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if I told you that thing cost $100…⁣
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or that you had to drive 20 miles to get it…⁣
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would you still want it?⁣
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If the answer’s no, you don’t want it that bad.⁣
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It’s just 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚.⁣
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And “free” food is never actually free, babe 🙃 ⁣
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You pay for it somewhere.⁣
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In your calorie budget.⁣
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In slower progress.⁣
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Or by giving up the thing you were actually looking forward to.⁣
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That’s the trade-off. Every time.⁣
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So no, that delicious truffle did not get eaten today.⁣
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But there’s always tomorrow.⁣
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Or the next day.⁣
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Or the day after that.⁣
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Not because I’m not “allowed,” but because I’d rather spend it on onion rings & a tasty salad that I look forward to indulging in every now & then with my people.⁣
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Not the thing that’s sitting in my pantry that I could have any time I want.⁣
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What’s the “free” food that gets you every time? 👇🏼⁣
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And if you want help making trade-offs you actually feel good about, comment READY🍸

10/26/2026

I love rewatching Friends & The Office as much as the next girl.⁣
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But imagine doing that with a show you’ve never actually finished.⁣
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Start episode one, get distracted, start over at episode one.⁣
Every.⁣
Single.⁣
Week.⁣
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You’d know the pilot by heart & have zero clue how it ends.⁣
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That’s what Monday restarts are doing to you.⁣
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You know week one better than anyone: the fresh groceries, the color-coded meal prep, the “this time’s different” energy.⁣
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But the actual results don’t show up in episode one.⁣
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They’re in episode eight, after the boring middle you keep skipping.⁣
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Reruns are great for a cozy Sunday on the couch.⁣
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Not so great for your fat loss goals.⁣
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Comment READY if you’re done rewatching the pilot & wanna use the final 9 weeks of the year to see how this thing ends🍸

Busy mornings should abso-fuggin-lutely NOT include a complicated breakfast.  ⁣⁣They need one you don’t have to think ab...
10/23/2026

Busy mornings should abso-fuggin-lutely NOT include a complicated breakfast. ⁣
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They need one you don’t have to think about.⁣
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10 minutes on Sunday = 5 breakfasts done.⁣
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42g protein each, & it actually keeps me full till lunch.⁣
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The base (per jar):⁣
→ 40g oats⁣
→ 30g Whey+⁣
→ 113g low-fat cottage cheese⁣
→ 90 ml unsweetened almond milk⁣
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Stir really well, fridge overnight, done.⁣
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≈ 379 cal | 42P | 35C | 7F | 5g fiber⁣
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Want more fiber?⁣
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→ Add psyllium husk with your protein (9g ≈ 7g fiber). ⁣
New to it? Start with 3–5g. ⁣
Your gut will thank you. ⁣
Bump the almond milk to ~120 ml so it doesn’t turn into cement.⁣
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→ Top with berries (per 100g): raspberries ~6g, blackberries ~5.6g, blueberries ~2.4g, strawberries ~2g.⁣
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Go all in & you’re at ~28g fiber before 9am.⁣
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Why this combo for fat loss: protein + fiber = full longer & way less snack drawer-raiding an hour later.⁣
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Not magic.⁣
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Just easier to stick to.⁣
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The protein matters because it’s giving ALL the yummy flavor.⁣
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I use Legion Whey+.⁣
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It’s third-party tested, mixes without clumping, & I put it in everything (oats, Creami, yogurt, cottage cheese…).⁣
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Comment 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗜𝗡 & I’ll DM you the link + my fave flavors. ⁣
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Code 𝗖𝗥𝗬𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗖 gets you 50% off if you’re a first-time buyer, 20% cash back every time after that.⁣
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Save this for this Sunday’s prep.⁣

Shoutout to the UH-mazing for the 📸
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10/22/2026

Your diary is probably making your life harder than it needs to be…⁣
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Welcome to 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘 𝗔 𝗣𝗥𝗢: 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝟲⁣
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You know how MFP automatically gives you Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner & Snacks?⁣
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I’m not a fan.⁣
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Especially the ONE category for snacks.⁣
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Because if you’re eating something at 10 AM, something else at 3 PM & then having dessert after dinner, why are we pretending that’s ONE meal?⁣
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It’s not. You ate three different times.⁣
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I am, however, a huge fan of organizing my meals in the order I’m eating them throughout the day.⁣
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That way, I can quickly skim through my food diary & see what I’m eating AND when I’m eating it.⁣
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And that’s exactly how I recommend my clients set theirs up, too.⁣
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𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘’𝗦 𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗧𝗢 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘 𝗜𝗧:⁣
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→ Open MyFitnessPal⁣
→ Tap your profile picture in the top right-hand corner⁣
→ Select Settings⁣
→ Select Diary Settings⁣
→ Find Customize Meal Names⁣
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From there, you can rename your meals however you want!⁣
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I personally have a category for Drinks (coffee, creamer, electrolytes, alcohol, etc.), followed by Meal 1 through Meal 5.⁣
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But maybe you’d prefer Breakfast, Morning Snack, Lunch, Afternoon Snack, Dinner, & Evening Snack.⁣
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Whatever makes the most sense for YOU.⁣
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This setup makes it 10x easier when I’m reviewing someone’s food logs so I can see pretty quickly if they’re barely eating all day & then eating everything in sight at night.⁣
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Or if they’re getting next to no protein until dinner.⁣
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Or if they’re grabbing snacks all afternoon without realizing how much those lil’ treats here & there are adding up.⁣
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Those are things we can actually DO something with.⁣
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Tracking your food isn’t just about putting numbers into an app & never doing anything with them.⁣
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It’s about USING that information to recognize patterns, make better decisions, & ultimately 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁𝘀.⁣
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Coming up in Part 7:⁣
Three more easy + helpful MFP settings I want you to check, including one that’ll make it a whole lot easier to keep tabs on “the fourth macro,” fiber!

10/21/2026

Meticulous AF Monday through Thursday.

Ghosting by Friday happy hour 👻

Sound familiar?

Here’s the thing: you’ve got perfect data for the days that barely move the needle, & ZERO data for the days that are actually determining your results.

The scale isn’t counting your Tuesday salad. It’s counting your whole week.

And skipping the weekend isn’t you being “all or nothing.”

It’s you not wanting to see the number.

(Totally get it. Nobody wants to log “4 margs + a bottomless basket of chips + salsa.”)

But tracked or not, those calories still count.

You don’t need perfect logs. You need honest ones.

Your best guess on Saturday beats a perfect Tuesday
every.
single.
time.

Comment READY if you’re done tracking the easy days & wondering why TF nothing’s changing🍸

10/20/2026

I used to be the queen of Monday 👑⁣
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Sunday grocery haul.⁣
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Meal prep containers lined up like soldiers.⁣
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Brand new plan, brand new me.⁣
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By Thursday, ya girl was hangry.⁣
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By Friday I was three margs deep telling myself “I’ll just start over Monday.”⁣
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And I did.⁣
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For YEARS.⁣
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Same 10-15 lbs, lost & found, lost & found.⁣
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What finally changed it wasn’t more willpower. ⁣
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It was eating enough during the week so Friday didn’t feel like I was “free at last,” & having a plan for the weekend before it showed up.⁣
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10 weeks left this year.⁣
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5-10 lbs is very doable, holidays included.⁣
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Comment READY & let’s make this the last Monday you start over🍸

I used to believe every single one of these. Six tiny meals. Sweat-or-it-didn't-count workouts. No carbs, no fun, no wal...
10/19/2026

I used to believe every single one of these.

Six tiny meals.

Sweat-or-it-didn't-count workouts.

No carbs, no fun, no walking because "that's not real exercise."

All it got me was hangry, exhausted, & eating my entire kitchen by Friday.

Over 35, the way you lose weight isn't by suffering harder.

It's eating enough, lifting, walking, & still having the espresso martini—not 5 cocktails + apps + dessert every Friday & Saturday.

Which one did you fall for? 1, 2, 3, or 4? Drop the number in the comments👇🏼
�And if you're done doin’ it the hard way, reply READY.

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