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๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ Type A women 35+ work with me to
โฌ‡๏ธ 15โ€“20+ lbs + get strong + tone
โœจ Without obsession, food guilt, & starting over
๐Ÿค 300+ lives changed
๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ Fit-ishโฃ 40 Foodie

09/10/2026

Tracking macros is one of my fave tools for fat loss.โฃ
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Itโ€™s the strategy I personally use AND what I use with all of my 1:1 clients.โฃ
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Tracking gives you DATA, & that data can help you see exactly how foods like cookies, dessert every night, meals out, drinks, or whatever else you love can fit into your day (or not), while youโ€™re still working toward your goals.โฃ
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Itโ€™s a huge part of how Iโ€™ve created so much food freedom for myself instead of constantly wondering whether Iโ€™m eating โ€œgoodโ€ or โ€œbad.โ€โฃ
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Buttttttt itโ€™s a whole helluva lot harder when nobody ever taught you WTF a macro actually IS ๐Ÿ™ƒโฃ
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So welcome to ๐—ง๐—ฅ๐—”๐—–๐—ž ๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—ž๐—˜ ๐—” ๐—ฃ๐—ฅ๐—ข, my new series where Iโ€™m breaking down macro tracking & without assuming you already know all the random $hit Iโ€™ve learned from doing this for 14+ years.โฃ
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Because thereโ€™s a BIG difference between simply logging your food & actually knowing how to use the information youโ€™re collecting.โฃ
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Weโ€™re startinโ€™ with the basics:โฃ
๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ & how they make up the calories in the foods you eat.โฃ
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๐—ก๐—ฒ๐˜…๐˜ ๐˜‚๐—ฝ:โฃ
how to tell whether something is a โ€œhigh-protein,โ€ โ€œhigh-carbโ€ or โ€œhigh-fatโ€ food when the answer isnโ€™t quite as obvious as shrimp, rice & avocado oil.โฃ
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And from there, weโ€™re gettinโ€™ into all my tips, tricks & hacks for tracking more accurately AND making it take way less time.โฃ
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If thereโ€™s something about macros or MyFitnessPal that has always confused TF out of you, tell me below๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ or send me a DM.โฃ
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Iโ€™m building this series for ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผ

09/08/2026

Allow me to reintroduce myselfโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝโฃ
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Whaddup?!?!โฃ
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Iโ€™m Crystal, a fit-ish 40-year-old foodie, nutrition & fitness coach, & I will die on the hill that we can have our carbs & eat โ€˜em too.โฃ
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My business is Carbs & Consistency, & Iโ€™ve been coaching women for 14+ years.โฃ
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If thereโ€™s one thing you should probably know about me, itโ€™s this:โฃ
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I wanna look like I work out.โฃ
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But Iโ€™m also not turning down a delicious, โ€œ๐—›๐—˜๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐—ฌ๐—˜๐—”โ€ meal just to do it.โฃ
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I love lifting weights, walking every day, eating my protein + plants, tracking my food, being in bed by 9, & being intentional about how I take care of + show up for myself.โฃ
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I also make multiple loaves of sourdough literally every week on repeat.โฃ
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(Itโ€™s both a blessing & a curse to be this damn good at my craft. What can ya do ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ)โฃ
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I eat dessert every night & have 12+ flavors in my pantry at all times.โฃ
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I want the boujee restaurant AND the hole-in-the-wall local spot.โฃ
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I love an espresso martini, a spicy marg, & traveling somewhere with an entire list of places I wanna eat.โฃ
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Because is it really your dream body if getting there means youโ€™ve gotta live a life that feels like a nightmare?โฃ
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Iโ€™ll pass. K thanks โœŒ๐Ÿผ โฃ
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Fitness is a huge part of my life because it makes the rest of my life better.โฃ
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Itโ€™s just not my ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ life.โฃ
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And if youโ€™ve landed in my lilโ€™ corner of the internet, chances are youโ€™re probably pretty similar.โฃ
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You already work out.โฃ
You already care about what you eat.โฃ
Youโ€™re already doing a lot of things right.โฃ
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Youโ€™re not looking to completely overhaul your life.โฃ
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You just know thereโ€™s another level available to youโ€ฆโฃ
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a little stronger, a little leaner, a little more confident, a little more intentional.โฃ
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Without giving up all the $hit that makes your life really fugginโ€™ good in the first place.โฃ
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more strength ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ more confidence ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ more good food ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ more experiences ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ more livinโ€™ our best livesโฃ
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Preferably with early 2000s hip hop, 90s country, or whatever country song I currently have on repeat playing way too effing loud in the background.โฃ
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If that sounds like your kinda vibeโ€ฆโฃ
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I think you found your people๐Ÿค

09/07/2026

Sometimes you donโ€™t need a new diet, a new workout plan, or ๐— ๐—ข๐—ฅ๐—˜ information.โฃ
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You already know what works.โฃ
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Youโ€™ve just gotta decide youโ€™re ready to actually do it consistently enough to see what happens.โฃ
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Two weeks into my own little โ€œ๐™ก๐™ค๐™˜๐™ -๐™ž๐™ฃโ€ & the biggest win isnโ€™t the 7โ€“8 lbs the scale has dropped.โฃ
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Itโ€™s feeling like my actions match what I keep saying I want again.โฃ
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And that feels really fuโ‚ฌkinโ€™ good.โฃ
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Where in your life are you doinโ€™ โ€œ๐˜ฑ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜บ ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅโ€ right now, but you ๐—ž๐—ก๐—ข๐—ช thereโ€™s another level youโ€™re totally capable of raising your standards to?

09/05/2026

๐“๐ก๐ž ๐๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ก๐ž๐ฅ๐ฉ๐ž๐ ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฌ๐ž ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“ ๐ฅ๐›๐ฌโ€ฆโฃ

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โ€ฆ& that I still eat basically ๐——๐—”๐—œ๐—Ÿ๐—ฌ, because I love it that much ๐Ÿ˜โฃ

(This was literally me eating my creami before going to a wedding on Friday night)
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If you think thereโ€™s no way you could eat dessert every night & still lose weight, this is your sign to rethink that nonsense.โฃ
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Because this isnโ€™t just โ€œ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ต.โ€โฃ
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Itโ€™s:โฃ
โ€ข high proteinโฃ
โ€ข low calโฃ
โ€ข ridiculously easyโฃ
โ€ข insanely satisfyingโฃ
โ€ข & something I legit look forward to every nightโฃ
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And yes, protein is doinโ€™ her thang here, because sheโ€™s helpinโ€™ with fullness, muscle retention, recovery, & making fat loss feel a whole helluva lot less miserable.โฃ
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๐‡๐จ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ž:โฃ
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โœ… 240 ml unsweetened almond milkโฃ
โœ… 5 g sugar-free pudding mixโฃ
โœ… 1 scoop Whey+โฃ
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My fave flavors for Creamis:โฃ
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๐Ÿช Caramel Coconut Fudge Cookieโฃ
๐Ÿ”ฅ Sโ€™moresโฃ
๐Ÿฅฃ Cinnamon Cerealโฃ
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๐——๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€:โฃ
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1๏ธโƒฃ Blend everything togetherโฃ
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2๏ธโƒฃ Pour into your Creami container & freeze 8+ hoursโฃ
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3๏ธโƒฃ Thaw 5โ€“60 minutes depending on how creamy you want itโฃ
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4๏ธโƒฃ Run on ๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—ง๐—˜ ๐—œ๐—–๐—˜ ๐—–๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—”๐—  โ†’ if it looks gritty, add 30-90 ml of liquid & hit ๐—ฅ๐—˜-๐—ฆ๐—ฃ๐—œ๐—กโฃ
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5๏ธโƒฃ Add your mix-ins ( + mini chocolate chips + sโ€™mores cereal for me) & hit ๐— ๐—œ๐—ซ-๐—œ๐—กโฃ
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๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ Base recipe = 20+ g protein for around 150 caloriesโฃ
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(๐˜ฐ๐˜ฃ๐˜ท๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ด ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜น ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ)โฃ
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This is exactly the kinda thing I mean when I say fat loss does not have to mean boring-ass bland food & cutting out everything you enjoy.โฃ
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Want the exact protein I use?โฃ
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Comment ๐—ฃ๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—ง๐—˜๐—œ๐—ก & Iโ€™ll DM you the link + my current fave flavors.โฃ
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Save this one for your next Creami prep & tag me when you make it.

Iโ€™m back-on-my-bull$hit & lockinโ€™ in for September ๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸผโฃโฃWhich means Iโ€™m consistently tracking my food & being more ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜...
09/04/2026

Iโ€™m back-on-my-bull$hit & lockinโ€™ in for September ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผโฃ
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Which means Iโ€™m consistently tracking my food & being more ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—น with my ๐—ป๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป.โฃ
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What it does ๐—ก๐—ข๐—ง mean is that Iโ€™m suddenly becoming a hermit who never goes out to eat just to drop a few L-Bโ€™s ๐Ÿ˜‚โฃ
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No thank you.โฃ
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๐—œ. ๐—˜๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด. ๐—Ÿ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ. ๐—™๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ.โฃ
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Date nights with the hubby.โฃ
Traveling specifically to eat amazing food.โฃ
The boujee Michelin-star restaurant.โฃ
The hole-in-the-wall little local spot.โฃ
Gimme all of it.โฃ
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And I have ๐—ญ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ข interest in teaching women that losing fat requires giving those things up for forever.โฃ
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But we also have to ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ผ ๐—ณ๐˜‚*๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—ปโ€™ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—น about how many calories weโ€™re putting in our mouths in the name of โ€œ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฆโ€ & โ€œ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ.โ€โฃ
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Because if youโ€™re trying to create a calorie deficit, you canโ€™t eat out a couple times a week, log some generic-assโฃ
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for 500 calories, & then wonder why the math ainโ€™t mathinโ€™.โฃ
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That doesnโ€™t make restaurant meals โ€œ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ.โ€โฃ
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It means the information matters.โฃ
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Maybe you decide the meal is worth every last calorie.โฃ
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Maybe while fat loss is a priority, you eat out less often.โฃ
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Maybe you skip the apps because the entrรฉe is your mutha-fuggin-jam.โฃ
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Maybe you change absolutely nothing.โฃ
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Tracking isnโ€™t there to ๐—ท๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ด๐—ฒ your choices.โฃ
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It gives you information ๐—”๐—•๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง your choices.โฃ
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And this little ChatGPT trick makes getting that info SO much easier.โฃ
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I made an entire training on this for my 1:1 clients, showing exactly how I estimate restaurant macros, including the pics I take, what I tell ChatGPT, alcohol, leftovers & my exact copy+paste prompt.โฃ
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And I decided to share it with you, too ๐Ÿ˜˜โฃ
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Comment ๐—™๐—ข๐—ข๐——๐—œ๐—˜ & Iโ€™ll send you the full training + prompt.

09/02/2026

โ€œ๐˜Ž๐˜ฆ๐˜ต ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ๐˜ด.โ€โฃ
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Okโ€ฆโฃ
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technically if you average 5000 now & you get 5001 tomorrow, you got more steps.โฃ
Goal accomplished?โฃ
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โ€œ๐˜Ž๐˜ฆ๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ.โ€โฃ
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Cool.โฃ
You normally fall asleep at 11:30 & tonight you fall asleep at 11:27.โฃ
Nailed it.โฃ
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โ€œEat better.โ€โฃ
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You added a vegetable to lunch on Tuesday.โฃ
๐—–๐—›๐—˜๐—–๐—ž.โฃ
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โ€œ๐˜‰๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ด.โ€โฃ
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You normally work out twice a week & this week you didโ€ฆโฃ
twice.โฃ
But you really meant it this time??โฃ
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You see where Iโ€™m going with this.โฃ
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This is exactly why I keep asking you to tell me what your September Lock-In ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น๐˜† looks like.โฃ
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Because having a goal you feel excited about is great.โฃ
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But if you wake up tomorrow morning & still have to figure out what youโ€™re actually supposed to ๐——๐—ข to accomplish itโ€ฆโฃ
we havenโ€™t finished the plan yet.โฃ
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And this is also exactly the kind of s**t Iโ€™m gonna push you on as a coach.โฃ
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Iโ€™m not gonna give you a gold star for telling me you wanna โ€œ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚โฃ
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Iโ€™m gonna ask you what that means in your life, what youโ€™re committing to doing, & how weโ€™re gonna know whether you followed through (๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต).โฃ
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Not because your original goal was bad.โฃ
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Because I wanna turn the thing you ๐—ฆ๐—”๐—ฌ you want into something you can actually execute & get some results from.โฃ
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So look at whatever youโ€™re locking in on this month & ask yourself:โฃ
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๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ ๐™๐™Š๐˜ฟ๐˜ผ๐™” ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ?โฃ
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If not, get ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฐ.โฃ
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And if youโ€™re locking in with me this September, tell me what youโ€™re DOINโ€™ in the comments, or send me over a DM๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผโฃ
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I wanna cheer you on (& ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ข ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด $๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ด ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜จ๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜‰)

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