04/01/2026
LOOKING FOR 5
ARE YOU WILLING TO DO WHAT IT TAKES?
Today is the first day of a 1 day program that I know will just sell out!
If you follow this 1 day program every day, you are GUARANTEED to lose weight!!
Here’s what you need to do:
Wake up at 3:47am
Drink hot lemon water with cayenne, collagen, and your hopes and dreams
Fast for 23.5 hours (don’t worry, your body will “adapt”)
At exactly 7:13pm eat:
• 3 almonds
• 1 bite of plain chicken
• stare at a carb and then walk away 👀
Walk 27,000 steps
Lift weights for 2 hours
Then finish with a 90 minute “fat burning” cardio session.
No sugar
No carbs
No dairy
No gluten
No joy
Track every calorie, every macro, every emotion, and every thought you’ve ever had about food
Sleep 4 hours (because hustle)
Repeat daily forever
✨ Results may include: losing weight, losing your mind, and questioning all your life choices ✨
Spots are limited. Side effects are not.
APRIL FOOLS 😂
If you’ve ever felt like THIS is what it takes to lose weight… no wonder it feels impossible.
There’s a way that actually works without turning your life upside down.
But posting that would be pretty boring compared to the crazy plans we have in our heads!