09/08/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Max escaped. He’s back in the shop. 😈
We tried to keep him out, but he heard you guys were getting boring tattoos.
He whipped up these designs and said “yeah, I NEED to tattoo those.” Or something in that same chaotic-make-it-tough style.
He’s officially accepting: Hourly - for small stuff
☠️ Half day sessions - for when you’re kinda committed
☠️ Full day sessions - for when your mom isn’t watching your bank account
He’s rested, he’s tan, he’s ready to ruin your skin in the best way.
DM the shop or slide into his DMs directly before he changes his mind and disappears again:
Roberto Maxwell
Seriously, message him. He’s staring at me right now.