31/03/2026
*Edit- nearly noon so need to state the obvious to avoid bad luck.... April Fools!
Just announced- Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026!
Presenting a fabulous spectacle of song and dance; portraying a day in the life of our weird and wonderful studio.
Program:
re-enacting the scene in Byker Grove when PJ went blind.
performing Jurassic Park in it's entirety from the perspective of the velociraptors.
with a feat of telepathy- burning 4 packs of stencil feed then disappearing to walk his dog.
demonstration on the art of construction and architecture using partitions.
Behold! will down a twelve pack of Monster energy drinks and complete a full dragon back piece in under twenty minutes.
will be giving a seminar on how to make friends and influence people.
For the finale: will be staging his world famous ping pong ball extravaganza (photography not permitted).
Tickets are half price and on pre-sale before noon on April 1st for customers who have booked in for flash designs, muckle back pieces and sweet ass traditional eagle tatts.