30/05/2026
Today was supposed to start with me sipping champagne in the business class lounge.
After all, I'm flying solo for the first time in years.
No kids.
No dogs.
No husband.
Just me and two whole weeks of freedom.
So yesterday I decided to treat myself and upgrade to business class.
Except...
When I got to the airport this morning, I discovered the booking hadn't actually gone through.
Whether that's technology, brain fog, or a powerful combination of both, the jury is still out.
So instead of champagne in the lounge, I found myself ordering a Starbucks coffee.
The barista asked my name.
"Joanna," I said.
A few minutes later they handed me this.
Jellana.
Honestly?
Between the failed upgrade and my new identity, I think this cup perfectly sums up my day.
But do you know what?
I'm still getting on the plane.
I'm still having my adventure.
So cheers from Jellana đĽâď¸