09/04/2026
š„ Hills I will happily die on as a pelvic floor therapist š„
(Pack snacks. This hike is steep.)
1ļøā£ Every time you p*e before you leave the house ājust in caseā you are training your bladder to be an absolute pain in the arse.
2ļøā£ Drinking less water to leak less urine is like unplugging your smoke detector because you donāt like the sound.
3ļøā£ More Kegels is not the answer to everything or really anything.
If it were, we wouldāve solved urinary leakage decades ago.
4ļøā£ Pads are a tool.
They are not treatment.
5ļøā£ āYouāre getting olderā is an explanation.
Itās not a treatment plan.
6ļøā£ Urgency, leakage, prolapse, constipation, pain with intimacy, and night waking are not what you just deal with.
Theyāre clues.
7ļøā£ You cannot out-exercise poor bladder habits.
8ļøā£ Your pelvic floor is part of a system.
If weāre ignoring breathing, pressure management, bowels, hips, glutes, mobility, strength, hormones, hydration, and the nervous system, weāre missing the point. You will not solve your urine leakage without addressing every single one of these consistently.
9ļøā£ Not all pelvic floor therapists are the same.
I know thatās controversial. Itās true. Rehab is not a sheet of exercises.
If youāve tried pelvic floor therapy and it didnāt help, that doesnāt mean pelvic floor therapy doesnāt work.
Some therapists teach Kegels.
Some therapists teach exercises.
I teach women how to understand and manage the entire system.
š I probably teach differently because I lived it.
I wasnāt the therapist sitting on the sidelines reading about leakage in a textbook.
I was the girl p*eing her pants.
I was the girl dealing with bowel issues.
I was diagnosed with bladder and re**al prolapse by 19.
I know what it feels like to be embarrassed, frustrated, and convinced your body is broken.
1ļøā£1ļøā£ My goal isnāt to help you for six weeks.
My goal is to help the version of you thatās 80 years old, traveling, exercising, sleeping through the night, laughing with friends, being intimate and not planning every outing around the nearest bathroom.
š Comment DRY and Iāll send you my pelvic floor masterclass.