04/01/2026
Important Office UpdateâŚ
We regret to inform you that Dr. Zak has suffered a sudden back injury and will be unable to see patients for the foreseeable future.
The incident occurred while attempting to âquickly demonstrate proper posture,â when he reached down to pick up what he claims was a âlight objectâ but somehow involved twisting, bending, and an overconfident movement that did not go as planned. Witnesses report hearing a loud âthat was a mistakeâ immediately after.
During this time, we are asking the community if anyone knows a good chiropractor who might be available to help⌠because clearly, ours will need one đ
S**E.
Weâre still here, fully operational, and ready to take care of all your chiropractic needs!
Looking forward to seeing you in the office and helping you feel your best.
Happy April Fools! đ