10/28/2026
Welcome to the haunted house of a somatic yoga therapist. 👻💀
Where trauma lives exclusively in your hips, everyone is a nervous system expert after watching three TikToks, and apparently we can heal everything with a little breathwork and positive thinking. 🫠
Some of these horrors are a little too real. 😂
Fellow yoga therapists, somatic practitioners, and wellness professionals… what’s the one thing that would send YOU screaming out of this haunted house? 🎃