06/15/2026
We need your help!! The Federal H**p Ban is right around the corner and we gotta save Ablis!
1. Call your Federal Representative and tell them you want access to H**p Products (if Puka can do it so can you!!)
2. Go to the H**p Beverage Alliance Website and fill out a form under the Actions tab
3. Let us know what we should pivot too: keep Functails alive without the h**p? Craft Sodas? Low ABV Seltzers? Feet pics!?