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Smartypants Medicine

We deliver personalized, convenient, affordable primary care to Winchester, VA and beyond. Monthly memberships for 18+ starting at $75/mo.

As a direct primary care practice, we simply get to spend more time with you. As a Direct Primary Care practice, we simply get to spend more time with you.

We provide acute sick care, annual comprehensive physicals, and answer your medical questions without the bogged down complexities of a traditional medical practice. You deserve healthcare that is un-rushed, convenient, personalized, and affordable.

05/23/2026

A day in the life of a primary care provider & why she’ll likely moving into specialty care!

It’s all comes back to serving people. We’re here for you.

05/15/2026

Spoke to some community leaders today!!! Wanna know some insane FACTS we are living in the midst of in the US healthcare system?!

FACTS:

✅ 41% of the US is in healthcare debt. 41%.(According to KFF) This is staggering. We should be appalled, not acting as if it’s just another Friday.

✅ Since 2020:
Physicians and clinician growth = 150%
Administrative growth = 3200%
(According to Bureau of Labor Statistics)

You want to know why costs are going up? It’s not because our health is improving and outcomes are better. Admin and profit margins are increasing, on the backs of everyday people and employers bottom lines.

✅ Hospital pricing is not based on the ACTUAL cost of care + profit (like most industries) Pricing is arbitrary and varies wildly between hospitals.

Y’all, the current system is broken.
It’s like going to the convenient store and a bottle of water is $1.29 at one location and the next it’s $21.29. But the seller isn’t required to disclose the price before you purchase the water. AND you are legally responsible to pay for the water, regardless of the stated price. Same bottle of water. One company with excessive profit margins costing you your take home pay because they’re not honest about the cost of the water bottle. This is not okay.

At Smartypants Medicine we are reimagining healthcare. We’ve built a practice and a system for care that serves patients and healthcare professionals better with improved outcomes and costs everybody LESS time and money. 🤯

If you haven’t consider trading in the current healthcare model for something else that actually is built for your success and wellness, today is your day. Learn more and Sign Up with us today! You’ll be glad you did.

All are welcome - with or without insurance.

04/28/2026

90 MINUTE COUNT DOWN.

🎬Beyond the Exam Room EVENT 3

➡️ Topic: “You’re NOT Crazy.” - Perimenopause & Menopause 101. Our speaker Sullivan Doumont is a Women’s Health Specialist.

Join us to get the facts, not the social media spin.

We’re gonna have a packed house tonight! We can’t wait or see you in person and online.

Didn’t register? Out of town? Join the livestream here: https://www.youtube.com/live/YW_FlaZgGTM

Together we’re about to learn what half the population experiences in mid-life, the benefits & risks to our long term health, & what we can do to support each other through it. 💪

04/27/2026

We’ve only got 6 seats left! If you’ve been on the fence, the time to commit is now.

We’d love to see you there. Sign up today here: https://www.smartypantsmedicine.com/beyondtheexamroom
Can’t join us in person? Catch the live stream here: https://www.youtube.com/live/YW_FlaZgGTM

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04/24/2026

Award-winning care starts with an award-worthy team.

It takes an incredible team to deliver the kind of personalized, concierge-style care our patients experience every day.

These ladies send texts, calls, schedule, follow-up, and handle the countless behind-the-scenes details that make care feel seamless.

They help make medicine feel personal again.

The award I won last month is a reflection of the standard we hold ourselves to as a team: thoughtful care, exceptional service, and showing up for our community every single day.

To my amazing admin team, thank you for helping us raise the bar for what healthcare should feel like in Wi******er.

We truly could not do this without you.

❤️

04/15/2026

📣 You’re Not Crazy: Perimenopause & Menopause 101.

We agree - with all the wellness influencers and info on social media it’s hard to cut through the noise and find the truth, especially about confusing topics like perimenopause and menopause!

We’re solving that problem for you. Join us for a relaxed evening with a local menopause specialist to learn what’s what from a reliable, educated, actual medical professional. She’s here to bring clarity and calm to this topic!

Have questions?
• Am I in it? Near it? Through it?
• Early stage? Late stage?
• Do I need to care?
• Does it impact more than my libido?
• What about my bones?
• Is it safe?
• What can I do about it?
• What does the research really say?

⭐️ We’ve got the answers for you! ⭐️

This is one time only, free event- she’s local, she’s highly educated, and trust us, you just need to hear this.

Seats are limited. Get registered up today. Link in bio.

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04/08/2026

Journal entry: I attended a meeting today I’ve been wanting to attend for a while now. I was there for 50% of the time. So thank you to TopofVARegionalChamber for hosting the Policymakers Series Post Legislative Briefing and keeping us informed as business owners of the policies forming at the state level so we can be make better decisions and choose to engage. Your work matters. Next step - contacting our representatives and using my voice.

As I drove home from this meeting, I thought about how I’ve always been intrigued by public service. In a way, I consider my calling to be a healthcare professional as its own form of public service. I think about how one day it could look to meaningfully participate. How the impact and influence of one can provide incredible good or catastrophic collapse for the community’s resources. How having influence on the proper stewardship of resources would be a challenge, but a necessity to preserve what is. What an opportunity to be a positive agent of change…maybe I’m a dreamer, that’s true, but our country was built by dreamers no? How one day, I’d like to stay for the whole meeting.

For now, I choose to attend 50% so I can attend to the greatest public service of all - being an engaged, present and loving parent. Raising children who have a strong foundation of faith, family, and freedom. Children who will be the future public servants in their own right. Reminding myself that being a parent is not my 2nd job, it’s my most important work. And it is hard work, but society desperately needs it and I desperately need it. Being a parent fuels me. So I choose the juggle of being a mom & a being a business owner - living in the middle of my dreams of having the chance to do both - what a gift.

Maybe in the future I’ll be involved in formal public service, maybe I won’t. But for now, I’ll dip my toes in water and check the temperature, while I hold my sleeping littles as much as possible. They are my greatest joy.

To everything there is a season. But one thing holds true, living a life of service matters. How are you serving in this season?

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01/14/2026

Up to 79% of antibiotic prescriptions for certain URI symptoms are unnecessary. 🚫💊

At Smartypants Medicine, we don’t practice ‘placebo medicine.’ We use evidence-based guidelines to get you feeling better without the side effects of over-prescribing.

Come for the expert clinical advice, stay for the plush armchairs and the live-edge oak desk. We’re redefining the healthcare experience for adults who want more out of their primary care provider.

Ready to level up? Click the link in our bio to enroll - we are accepting new patients! 🙌❤️

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01/08/2026

NEW for 2026! BEYOND THE EXAM ROOM. This community educational series is designed to tackle the parts of health that don't always make it into your annual exam, but are important in achieving overall wellness.

Join us at our first event, for just one hour - you'll be glad you did!

Topic: Built to Last: Injury-Proof Your Body & Boost Mobility
Presenter: Dr. Alan, Doctor of Physical Therapy
When: Tuesday, January 20th, 6:30-7:30pm
Where: Smartypants Medicine 1824 Plaza Dr Wi******er VA 22601
Cost: FREE

All are welcome. Registration required, seating is limited. Sign up today!

https://www.smartypantsmedicine.com/beyondtheexamroom

Address

1824 Plaza Drive
Winchester, VA
22601

Telephone

+15406926132

Website

https://linktr.ee/smartypantsmedicine, http://smartypantsmedicine.com/

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