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Get Sp'Oiled Oils Self-care… but make it a little unhinged 😌
Salty soaks, bomb baths, scrubs, oils, moisturizers & zero apologies🛁
Get spoiled. Stay sassy.
⬇️ Treat yourself

Welcome! Come get spoiled with aromatherapy services and essential oil products to meet your specific needs:) Certified Aromatherapist available for consultations:)

09/02/2026

🔥 25% OFF LABOR DAY SALE 🔥

Perimenopause called… she chose chaos. 🥵😂

Hot flashes. Mood swings. Zero patience. And somehow everyone is STILL talking to you.

🛁 Meet the Perimenopause Survival Bath Salt Gift Set — 4 sassy Epsom salt bath soaks made for those “I need everyone to leave me alone” moments.

✨ Take 25% OFF during our Labor Day Sale!

Treat yourself or your favorite fellow member of the hot-flash club. 🔥💜

09/02/2026

Bad vibes? Sage that s**t. 🌿💜✨

Meet Sage That S**t Whipped Foaming Sugar Scrub — a dreamy blend of lavender + sage made for those showers where you need to wash off the day…and maybe a little bulls**t too. 😏

💜 Calming lavender
🌿 Earthy sage
✨ Whipped + foaming
🫧 Exfoliates while it cleanses
💖 Leaves skin feeling soft & smooth

Because sometimes all you need is a hot shower, a good scrub, and a whole lot less negative energy. ✌️

09/01/2026

💔🧂 BREAKUPS ARE SALTY. YOUR BATH SHOULD BE TOO.

Introducing the Salty Breakup Gift Set — for when healing requires hot water, Epsom salts, and a little ✨emotional exfoliation✨. 😂

Featuring:
🧂 Men Are Morons Epsom Salt Bath Soak
🍋🌿 Release The Bulls**t Bath Bomb / Shower Steamer — Lemon + Eucalyptus
🚿 Bad Ass Warrior Bath Bomb / Shower Steamer
✨ And all the unapologetic self-care energy you deserve.

Perfect for breakups, divorces, situationships that should’ve ended six months ago… or your bestie who finally blocked him. 👏😂

Because sometimes closure is overrated.
Take a bath and release the bulls**t instead. 🛁✌️

🎁 Funny breakup gift • Divorce gift • Best friend gift • Self-care gift

09/01/2026

🍋‍🟩 I’M DOING MY F*ING BEST… and that deserves a bath. 😂🛁

Soak away the stress, turn down the chaos, and escape for 20 minutes. 🍹✨

Lime Margarita Epsom Salt Bath Soak 💚
Because doing your best is exhausting.

Perfect for stressful days, much-needed me time, or a funny little reminder that you’re doing just fine. 💚

09/01/2026

Your nighttime routine just got dreamier 🌙💜

Meet the Get Sleepy Essential Oil Duo — a relaxing diffuser blend + convenient roll-on made for those slow, peaceful end-of-day moments.

✨ Diffuse it while you wind down
✨ Roll it on as part of your bedtime routine
✨ Rest • Relax • Unwind

Because better nights start with a better bedtime ritual. 💜

08/31/2026

🍂 Fall vibes have officially entered the shower. 🎃✨

Turn your bath or shower into the ultimate cozy autumn escape with our Fall Vibes Bath Bomb + Shower Steamer. 🛁🍁 Perfect for crisp mornings, cozy nights, and anyone who believes fall is a whole personality.

Because pumpkin season deserves a little self-care too. 🧡

08/31/2026

Back to school = back to routines… and maybe a little extra stress. 😅📚💜

Make these essential oil roll-ons part of your back-to-school routine:

🌙 Deep Sleep — wind down after busy days
🤎 Get Fearless — confidence for whatever the day brings
💜 Get Stress Free — your little roll-on reset when life gets hectic

Perfect for teachers, parents, college students, or anyone adjusting to that back-to-school schedule. Roll on. Breathe deep. Keep going. ✨

08/31/2026

Monday morning + first day back to school = POSITIVE VIBES ONLY. ✨🚌📚

Whether you’re dropping the kids off, heading back to the classroom, or just trying to survive the Monday morning chaos… you deserve a little reset. 🛁💕

Drop Positive Vibes in the bath or shower and wash away the stress, the schedules, and the back-to-school madness. ✌️✨

Here’s to fresh starts, good energy & a really freaking good school year. 💗

08/30/2026

When bath time is the only thing standing between you and a felony. 😂🛁💙

The Bath Time Makes Me Feel Less Murdery Gift Set is bringing all the sass + self-care with:

🫐 Blueberry Bliss Epsom Salt Soak
🌸 Calm Your T**s Bath Bomb/Shower Steamer
🌿 Positive Vibes Bath Bomb/Shower Steamer
✨ A whole lot of much-needed ME time

Because sometimes you don’t need advice… you need hot water, good smells, and everyone to leave you alone. 😌

Perfect for birthdays, besties, stressed-out moms, coworkers—or yourself because you’ve earned it.

08/30/2026

When life gets salty… get saltier. 🛁😏

The Sassy Epsom Salt Gift Set is basically self-care with an attitude. 💅✨ Perfect for bad days, overstimulation, people-ing too hard, or when you just need everyone to leave you the hell alone.

🛁 Soak
💛 Unwind
✨ Reset
🖕 Release the bulls**t

Because sometimes a hot bath and a little sarcasm are exactly what you need.

Perfect for birthdays, besties, stressed-out moms, coworkers, or YOURSELF. 🎁

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